HANS0 ZARA OR KHILKHILA KR...................... POST # 5

2008-2013, ye jamhuriat k wo 5 saal hn jis me hum ne socha tha k Pakistan me aasman se man o salwa uterega, doodh ki  nehrein bahengi, khane k lye nit naye pakwan honge, rehne ko hr kisi k pass aalishan mehal  hoga or pehanney k  lye roz  naye desighner  ka suit tayyar  hoga, hr koi white collar job officer hoga q k jamhuriat ka danaka jis shaan se bajaya gaya is se to yhi umeeden wabasta ki  jasakti  thi. In 5 saalo me awam ko ye sb nematein mili hon ya na hon lakin is me koi shak nhi k is hukoomat k musheeron or waziron ne humari awam k lye nit naye latifey zarur  pesh kie or apne fikr angez or sabaq amoz bayanat se bohrano me ghiiri qaum ko hansne bl k zor zor se qh qaha lagane pr majbur krdia. Awam ki is khidmat me, RAHMAN MALIK or ASLAM RAEESANI ne sb se ziada participate kia or apne sunheri  aqwal e zarin pr qaum ko sochne pr majboor krdia k agr duniya me 'AWARD OF SHAME' introduce hua hota to hum usey apne mulk k alawa kahi nhi jaaney dete.

 Aaiye hukoomati  waziron  k chand  qeemti, anmol  aqwal-e-zarin k motiyo se hum bhi faizyab honey ki koshish krtey hn:

“ Degee , degree hoti he,ab wo asli ho ya jali " .

"Balochistan k log zada ro rahey hn to hum inko tissue ka truck load krdete hn"             C.M Balochistan Aslam Raeesani

Ye tarikhi bayanat in sahib ne apni party k waziron ki jaali degree pr na-ehl  honey or Quetta me badtarin dehshatgardi k moqe pe ada kie the.In mosuf ne is 5 sala daur me apne hr hr bayan se media or logo ko apni aqalmandi or danishmandi se herat k samandaro me ghotey laganey pr majbur krdia he.Ye minister ab sabiq hochuke hn lakin mene in k nam k aagey former nhi lagay q k phir ye mosuf kahenge 'CM ,CM hota he chahey former ho ya on duty ho'. 

“ Target killing ki bari waja wife or girl friend, boy friend ka jhagra he,100 me se 70 log biwi or girl friends k hathon qatal hotey hn”.

“Me Taliban ka shukar guzar hun k unhon ne shiaon pr hamla na kr k un ki rasumat ka ehtram kia”

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“Sharpasand anasir shar phelana bnd karein or shehr  chordein”.

“Now everything is under control”.                                      (Rehman Malik)

Ph.D Dr Rehman malik ki personality se to aap sb hi bht achi trhan waqif hogey inka pasandida kam waqt se pehle law & order ki situation batana or rabtey ki hr sahulat pr pabandi lagana  jese telecommunication signals, youtube, or double sawari etc  sth hi dehshatgardo se humdardi or Taliban se pyar krna he. In k mutbiq target killing ki waja laqanooniyat, firqwariyat, bhatta khori, kidnapping nhi bl k biwiyan or girl friends hn isilye aye din wo mobile network jam krdete hn ta k ziada friendships na hosake mumkin he k agr wo agley 5 saal k lye wazir banjaen to shayad shadiyon pr hi pabandi laga den q k na biwi hogi na target killing hogi.

 

“Curroption pr humara haq nhi he kia? “.. (Sardar Abdul Qayyum Jatoi)

Ye wo anmol jumla he jisne hukumati waziron ko soche baghair kr guzarne pr majbur krdia.T.V talk show me puchey gaye sawal ‘apki hukumat me curroption ki barhti hui waja’? to us pr in mosuf ne apne haq ki larai bekhauf ka elaan krdala.Jatoi sahib bar me larkiyo or sharab k sth bhi pakre ja chukey hn or aaj kal PPP se  PML-N me lurak gaye hn.

“Dono ganjey bhai exile me baal lagva rahey hn kya larkiyan phasani he?,abey mulk k masail hal karo bewaqoof “

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“Raiwand ka mehal dekho,2 factoriyan lekar chala tha ye ganja,bataey kaha se paisa aya ?

“Tu Vig laga kr ghumta he Mr.bean “.                  (Wasim Akhtar)

Ye stand up comedy awam ki khidmat me MQM ki janib se us waqt pesh ki gai jb C.Nisar(PML-N) ne Altaf hussain ki niji zindagi pr baat krtey hue unhen mentally retarded qarar dia tha is k bd goya yun mehsus hua k kisi sher ki dum pr paaoun rakh dia ho phir kia tha WASIM sahib apne josh e khitabat me ye bhi bhul gaye k un k pehu me bhi ik ganjey dost mojud hn .mjhe yaqin he k is media talk k bd ye sahib zindagi me kbhi baal lgvane se tauba krlenge.

“Jo mulk chorhna chahta he chorh de, inhen kis ne roka he” ?P.M (former).

Janab Yousuf .R. Gelani ne CNN ko interview me puche gaye sawal k ‘Gallop poll k mutbiq hr 5^th Pakistani mulk chorhna chahta he to is pr aap kya kahenge’? jawab me ye azim statement dia jis pr programme anchor ki halat dykhne laiq thi.Ab Gilani sahib se is bayan k alawa umid bhi kia ki jasakti he q k in k or inki leadership k tamam asasey or paise to bahar hn to islye wo dusron ko bhi yhi mashwara denge. Ye wohi P.M hn jinhe adalat ne toheen-e-adalat pr 30sec ki saza dekar 5 saal k lye na-ehl qarar dia he.

“Burqey me rehne do burqa na uthao”. (Altaf Hussain)

Altaf  Hussain sahib, jinko ik politician ki hesiyat se jana jata he lakin 9 sept 2011 ki ‘video press conference’ me Altaf bhai  apne talent ko khul kr samne lae, sb se phle to inho ne quran ki surat ki qirat or  tafseer pesh ki, phir roney ki acting ki, phir gana gatey hue apni hi seat pr bethe bethe dance k jalwey bhi  bikhere.Is 3 ghantey ki performance me awam ne qirat,song,acting or dance ko khub enjoy kia jb k unki party k spokesperson  kai dino tk media k sawalo pr bokhlae bokhlae nazar aye.

“Rehman  Malik  pedaishi jhuta he, wo agr saib  kharaha ho or call kr k pucha jae to kahega k kela kha raha hun”

“Me president se request krta hun k agr jhuto ki koi university he to us me Rehman Malik ko vice chancellor laga dia jae”    

    

“Mene 3 lac gun liscence, shaadi me hawai firing k lye taqsim nhi kie”.               (Zulfiqar Mirza)

Former interior minister(sindh) in se to Karachi ka hr bach bacha waqif he,jo k apni shoal bayani se pure Pakistan me mashur hn, minister banney k bd awam ko tahaffuz dia ho ya na ho lkn apni shola-angezi se awam ka jaan o maal zarur china he,In wazir k hr bayan k bd 15-20 laashey girna to Karachi me aam bt thi.

Mjhe umid nhi bl kyaqin he k mundarja bala aqwal se apke ilm me, zahanat me kai guna ziada izafa hua hoga or aap apni siyasi qayadat or wuzra ki knowledge, aqalmandi or strategies k qail hogaye honge or abhi bhi koi shak o shubah rehgaya he to 11 may qarib hi he........................................aap k pass dubara qail honey ka ik or moqa he ;)


BY HIRA SHEIKH

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ART OF PAINTING: POST# 5

I dream of painting and then I paint my dream.
(Vincent Van Gogh)

There are different types of painters in all over the world who uses paint brushes and artificial colors available in market like oil paints, poster colors etc and earn lots of money, but there are few painters who paint with different stuff.

Some are given below:

Hong Yi Paints with Basketballs: Hong Yi painted a strikingly detailed portrait of Yao Ming, a basketball player who recently retired from the Houston Rockets. She decided that a basketball would be a more appropriate instrument than a brush.

Vinicius Quesada Uses Human Blood: Vinicius Quesada is a talented street artist from Brazil who likes to add a shock value to his artwork. His series entitled, Blood Piss Blues, were created using exactly what it says – blood and urine.

Natalie Irish Uses Her Lips: Natalie Irish is one of those artists who doesn’t need to use her hands to create mind-blowing masterpieces. Like someone said, she has more talent in her lips than most do in their entire body. The Houston-based artist simply puckers her lips and kisses the paper canvas thousands of times, until she gets the desired result.

Amazing Dirty Window Art: These incredible artworks belong to Scott Wade, a man who once again proves anything can be a diamond in the rough, even a dirty car window. Scott Wade is a talented is a talented graphic designer, from Wimberley, Texas, who loves to get his hands dirty. He paints all kinds of pictures in the back of his and his wife’s car, using only his fingers and dust.

The painter who uses vomit: Vomit painter Millie Brown creates, what some people call, art, by drinking colored milk and regurgitating it onto a white canvas or even her own dress. She has mastered the art of regurgitation and uses her talents to create actual art. Her work requires her to drink colored milk and simply vomit on a white canvas, thus creating abstract “paintings” worth thousands of dollars.

The painter who uses dead ants: Painter Chris Trueman, from Claremont, California, has created a unique painting by using 200,000 dead ants instead of paint.

Val Thompson The Ash Artist: Many artists take on commissions for a client’s friends and family, but few have used the remains of their loved ones as a material. Val Thompson breaks the mold, mixing this unusual ingredient into her paint “to build up a bit of texture on the canvas.” Ms Thompson now makes these unique paintings as a career after her brother suggested it. Her first painting was for Anne Kearey who had recently lost her husband, John. 

And last but not the least my favorite,

OLGA MELAMORY LARIONOVA PENCIL ART:

Painting is easy when you don't know how, but very difficult when you do.

Edgar Degas

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