2008-2013, ye jamhuriat k wo 5 saal hn jis me hum ne socha
tha k Pakistan me aasman se man o salwa uterega, doodh ki nehrein bahengi, khane k lye nit naye pakwan
honge, rehne ko hr kisi k pass aalishan mehal
hoga or pehanney k lye roz naye desighner ka suit tayyar hoga, hr koi white collar job officer hoga q
k jamhuriat ka danaka jis shaan se bajaya gaya is se to yhi umeeden wabasta ki jasakti thi. In 5 saalo me awam ko ye sb nematein mili
hon ya na hon lakin is me koi shak nhi k is hukoomat k musheeron or waziron ne
humari awam k lye nit naye latifey zarur
pesh kie or apne fikr angez or sabaq amoz bayanat se bohrano me ghiiri
qaum ko hansne bl k zor zor se qh qaha lagane pr majbur krdia. Awam ki is
khidmat me, RAHMAN MALIK or ASLAM RAEESANI ne sb se ziada participate kia or
apne sunheri aqwal e zarin pr qaum ko
sochne pr majboor krdia k agr duniya me 'AWARD OF SHAME' introduce hua hota to hum usey apne mulk k alawa kahi nhi jaaney dete.
Aaiye hukoomati waziron
k chand qeemti, anmol aqwal-e-zarin k motiyo se hum bhi faizyab
honey ki koshish krtey hn:
“ Degee , degree hoti he,ab wo asli ho ya jali " .
"Balochistan k log zada ro rahey hn to hum inko tissue ka truck load krdete hn" C.M Balochistan Aslam Raeesani
Ye tarikhi bayanat in sahib ne apni party k waziron ki jaali
degree pr na-ehl honey or Quetta me
badtarin dehshatgardi k moqe pe ada kie the.In mosuf ne is 5 sala daur me apne
hr hr bayan se media or logo ko apni aqalmandi or danishmandi se herat k
samandaro me ghotey laganey pr majbur krdia he.Ye minister ab sabiq hochuke hn lakin mene in k nam k aagey former nhi lagay q k phir ye mosuf kahenge 'CM ,CM hota he chahey former ho ya on duty ho'.
“ Target killing ki bari waja wife or girl friend, boy friend ka
jhagra he,100 me se 70 log biwi or girl friends k hathon qatal hotey hn”.
“Me Taliban ka shukar guzar
hun k unhon ne shiaon pr hamla na kr k un ki rasumat ka ehtram kia”
.
“Sharpasand anasir shar
phelana bnd karein or shehr chordein”.
“Now everything is under
control”. (Rehman Malik)
Ph.D Dr Rehman malik ki personality se to aap sb hi bht achi
trhan waqif hogey inka pasandida kam waqt se pehle law & order ki situation
batana or rabtey ki hr sahulat pr pabandi lagana jese telecommunication signals, youtube, or double
sawari etc sth hi dehshatgardo se
humdardi or Taliban se pyar krna he. In k mutbiq target killing ki waja
laqanooniyat, firqwariyat, bhatta khori, kidnapping nhi bl k biwiyan or girl
friends hn isilye aye din wo mobile network jam krdete hn ta k ziada
friendships na hosake mumkin he k agr wo agley 5 saal k lye wazir banjaen to
shayad shadiyon pr hi pabandi laga den q k na biwi hogi na target killing hogi.
“Curroption pr humara haq nhi he kia? “..
(Sardar Abdul Qayyum Jatoi)
Ye wo anmol jumla he jisne hukumati waziron ko soche baghair
kr guzarne pr majbur krdia.T.V talk show me puchey gaye sawal ‘apki hukumat me
curroption ki barhti hui waja’? to us pr in mosuf ne apne haq ki larai bekhauf ka elaan
krdala.Jatoi sahib bar me larkiyo or sharab k sth bhi pakre ja chukey hn or aaj
kal PPP se PML-N me lurak gaye hn.
“Dono ganjey bhai exile me baal lagva rahey hn kya larkiyan phasani
he?,abey mulk k masail hal karo bewaqoof “
.
“Raiwand ka mehal dekho,2 factoriyan lekar chala tha ye ganja,bataey
kaha se paisa aya ?
“Tu Vig laga kr ghumta he Mr.bean “. (Wasim Akhtar)
Ye stand up comedy awam ki khidmat me MQM ki janib se us
waqt pesh ki gai jb C.Nisar(PML-N) ne Altaf hussain ki niji zindagi pr baat
krtey hue unhen mentally retarded qarar dia tha is k bd goya yun mehsus hua k
kisi sher ki dum pr paaoun rakh dia ho phir kia tha WASIM sahib apne josh e
khitabat me ye bhi bhul gaye k un k pehu me bhi ik ganjey dost mojud hn .mjhe
yaqin he k is media talk k bd ye sahib zindagi me kbhi baal lgvane se tauba
krlenge.
“Jo mulk chorhna chahta he chorh de, inhen kis ne roka he” ?P.M
(former).

Janab Yousuf .R. Gelani ne CNN ko interview me puche gaye
sawal k ‘Gallop poll k mutbiq hr 5
th Pakistani mulk chorhna chahta
he to is pr aap kya kahenge’? jawab me ye azim statement dia jis pr programme
anchor ki halat dykhne laiq thi.Ab Gilani sahib se is bayan k alawa umid bhi
kia ki jasakti he q k in k or inki leadership k tamam asasey or paise to bahar
hn to islye wo dusron ko bhi yhi mashwara denge. Ye wohi P.M hn jinhe adalat ne
toheen-e-adalat pr 30sec ki saza dekar 5 saal k lye na-ehl qarar dia he.
“Burqey me rehne do burqa na uthao”. (Altaf Hussain)
Altaf Hussain sahib,
jinko ik politician ki hesiyat se jana jata he lakin 9 sept 2011 ki ‘video
press conference’ me Altaf bhai apne
talent ko khul kr samne lae, sb se phle to inho ne quran ki surat ki qirat or tafseer pesh ki, phir roney ki acting ki, phir
gana gatey hue apni hi seat pr bethe bethe dance k jalwey bhi bikhere.Is 3 ghantey ki performance me awam ne
qirat,song,acting or dance ko khub enjoy kia jb k unki party k
spokesperson kai dino tk media k sawalo
pr bokhlae bokhlae nazar aye.
“Rehman Malik pedaishi jhuta he, wo agr saib kharaha ho or call kr k pucha jae to kahega k
kela kha raha hun”
“Me president se request krta hun k agr jhuto ki koi university he
to us me Rehman Malik ko vice chancellor laga dia jae”
“Mene 3 lac gun liscence, shaadi me hawai firing k lye taqsim nhi kie”. (Zulfiqar Mirza)
Former interior minister(sindh) in se to Karachi ka hr bach
bacha waqif he,jo k apni shoal bayani se pure Pakistan me mashur hn, minister
banney k bd awam ko tahaffuz dia ho ya na ho lkn apni shola-angezi se awam ka
jaan o maal zarur china he,In wazir k hr bayan k bd 15-20 laashey girna to
Karachi me aam bt thi.
Mjhe umid nhi bl kyaqin he k mundarja bala aqwal se apke ilm me, zahanat me kai guna ziada izafa hua hoga or aap apni siyasi qayadat or wuzra ki knowledge, aqalmandi or strategies k qail hogaye honge or abhi bhi koi shak o shubah rehgaya he to 11 may qarib hi he........................................aap k pass dubara qail honey ka ik or moqa he ;)
BY HIRA SHEIKH